never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
i dont even post on this tag but i stalk the shit out of it and logged in right in time for selfiegate hi kids
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR
is it just me
or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.