Primadonna




djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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(Source: princemotorcycle)


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lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise


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i dont even post on this tag but i stalk the shit out of it and logged in right in time for selfiegate hi kids 

i dont even post on this tag but i stalk the shit out of it and logged in right in time for selfiegate hi kids 


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florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time


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therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info


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bb-shine:

Cows smelling flowers


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(Source: hooddoggy)


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radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute)


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cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between


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Two Fish

badkidsjokes:

there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR


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(Source: perfectpotts)


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pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio


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I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks)


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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen


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