mikkynga:

iwanttobeatotodile:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

This is just legitimately sad.

and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.

i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

marina-del-cyrus:

Marina, Miley and Lana Blog

aerovu:

Warsaw by inmost_light on Flickr.

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

marina-del-cyrus:

Marina, Miley and Lana Blog

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create